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Funny Gym Quotes???

We realize you pay attention to turning out to be, however, exercise can be genuinely amusing!

You will definitely like these inspirational and well-significantly progressively funny quotes.

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Epic Quotes – Funny Gym Quotes

1. “I only work out because i really, really like donuts.”—unknown 

2. “I got 99 problems, but i’m going to the gym to ignore all of them.”—unknown

3. “I’m sorry for what i said during burpees.”—unknown

4. “Life has its ups and downs. we call them squats.”—unknown

 5. “Unless you puke, faint, or die, keep going!”—jillian michaels

6. “You make my knees weak. just kidding. yesterday was leg day.”—unknown

7. “My favorite machine at the gym is the television.”—unknown

8. “It’s my workout. i can cry if i want to.”—unknown

9. “Hustle for that muscle.”—unknown

10. “Eat clean, stay fit, and have a burger to stay sane.”—gigi hadid

11. “Weights before dates.”—unknown

12. ” Like big weights and i cannot lie.”—unknown

13. “I don’t sweat, i sparkle.”—unknown

14. “Sweat is your fat crying.”—unknown

15. “Fitness: if it came in a bottle, everyone would have a great body.”—cher

16. “I don’t want to look skinny. i want to look like i could kick your butt.”—unknown

17. “Friday night. Party at the gym with my friends dumbbell and barbell.”—unknown

18. “Life is short. Lift heavy things.”—unknown

19. “If you still look cute after working out, you didn’t go hard enough.”—unknown

20. “The only I need in my life is breakfast and squats.”—unknown

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funny gym quotes

Amusing – Funny Gym Quotes

21. “Hi baby abs!! i see you!!! i hope to meet your other ab friends soon (yes, I’m talking to my muscles. i’ve never met most of them before).”—khloe kardashian

22. I’m always weirdly proud when my pee is clear…

23. Unless you puke, faint or die, keep going! – Jillian Michaels

24. I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle.

25. Cut Carbs? Sure, I can do that… *slices bread.

26. Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.

27. Eat clean, stay fit, and have a burger to stay sane. – Gigi Hadid

Sore? Tired? Out of breath? Good… it’s working.

28. “The most annoying are those people in exceptionally good shape at the gym. I’m like ‘What are you doing here? You’re done.’” – Jim Gaffigan

29. “When I feel like exercising I just lie down until the feeling goes away.” – Robert M. Hutchins

30. “If you want to get in shape, don’t sign up for fancy diet this or Cross that the other thing. No, the way to get in shape is to go to the gym every single day, change your clothes and take a shower. If you can do that every single day for a month, pretty soon you’ll start doing something while you’re there.” – Seth Godin

31. “Gym Rule #1: If you want to know the correct way to perform an exercise, the answer is: Whatever hurts most.” – Jason Love

32. “I really don’t think I need buns of steel. I’d be happier with buns of cinnamon.” – Ellen DeGeneres

33. “My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.” – Milton Berle

34. “Albert Einstein discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as Einstein himself so eloquently put it in a famous 1939 speech to the Physics Department at Princeton, ‘You have to exercise for a week to work off the thigh fat from a single Snickers.’” – Dave Barry

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funny gym quotes

35. “If it weren’t for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn’t get any exercise at all.” – Joey Adams

36. “The word ‘aerobics’ came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we’re going to charge $10 an hour, we can’t call it ‘jumping up and down.’” – Rita Rudner

37. “America has got to be the only country in the world where people need energy drinks to sit in front of a computer.” – Mike Vanatta

38. “My favourite exercise at the gym would probably be judging.” – Anonymous

39. “I’m afraid the handle on your recliner chair does not count as an exercise machine” – Doctor (to the patient)

40. “I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.” – David Lee Roth

Witty Quotes – Funny Gym Quotes


41. “Are you fat and ugly? Join our gym and just be ugly!” – Local gym sign

42. “Every time I hear the dirty word ‘Exercise’ I wash my mouth out with chocolate!” – Unknown

43. “Instead of calling my bathroom the ‘John’ I call it the ‘Jim’. That way it sounds better when I say, ‘I go to the Jim first thing every morning.’” – Unknown

44. “I really think that tossing and turning at night should be considered exercise!” – Unknown

45. “I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.” – Marsha Doble

46. “I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don’t intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.” – Neil Armstrong

47. “I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It’s been about two months since I’ve worked out. And I just don’t have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh… try to figure out what my phone number spells in words.” – Ellen DeGeneres
48. “I can’t die, it would ruin my image.” – Jack LaLanne

49. “My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.” – Phyllis Diller

50. “When you’re old you feast on your memories, and if you spend too much time on exercise, you may get old and not have many.” – Garrison Keillor

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funny gym quotes



51. “A reason to smile: Every seven minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class somewhere pulls a hamstring.” – Allan Roth

52. “I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing” – Unknown

53. “I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me.” – Fred Allen

54. “If only opening a Vitamin Water could be classified as working out.” – Jim Gaffigan

55. “If these bicep peaks were any bigger I’d have snow on them.” – Anonymous

56. “If these bicep peaks were any bigger I’d have snow on them.” – Anonymous

57. “I spend my time at the gym doing idly squats” – Unknown

58. “I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.” – Joan Rivers

59. “When people ask me if I exercise I tell them I do crunches every day – especially Captain Crunch and Nestle Crunch” – Unknown

60. “I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.” – Anonymous

61. “You ever look for the remote control, but you can’t find it, so you just decide, ‘Ah, guess I’m not watching TV. I’m not gonna take two steps and turn it on myself. I’ll go to the gym if I’m going to work out.’” – Jim Gaffigan

Awesomely Funny Gym Quotes


62. “I consider my refusal to go to the gym today as resistance training.” – Author Unknown

63. “I’m 99% sure no one would run marathons if they weren’t allowed to talk about running marathons.” – Mike Vanatta

64. “Doctor to patient: What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day?” – Randy Glasbergen

65. “I don’t jog. If I die I want to be sick.” – Abe Lemons

66. “Take the admission to the gym to avoid the admission to the hospital.” —Amit Kalantri

67. “If your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise.” —Unknown

68. “When I feel like exercising I just lie down until the feeling goes away.” —Robert M. Hutchins

69. “Some men’s chests are more butt like than some women’s butts.” —Mokokoma Mokhonoana

70. “I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.” —Unknown

71. “Stay healthy so that you can use your wealth to buy pleasures and not painkillers.” —Amit Kalantri

72. “Be the girl at the gym that motivates everyone else to push a little harder.” —Unknown

73. “If you still look cute after the gym, you didn’t workout hard enough.” —Unknown

“Are you fat and ugly? Join our gym and just be ugly!” —Unknown

74. “I don’t get why gyms have mirrors…I know what I look like – that’s why I’m there!” —Unknown

funny gym quotes
funny gym quotes

Short Comical – Funny Gym Quotes

75. “Run like you stole something.” —Unknown

76“Lifting and eating my two favourite things in life.” —Unknown

77. “If your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise.” —Unknown

78. “Excuses don’t kill the fat, exercises do.” —Amit Kalantri

 79. “I spend my time at the gym doing diddly squats.” —Unknown

 80. “Relationship are like fat people most of them don’t workout.” —Unknown

 81. “I consider my refusal to go to the gym today as resistance training.” —Unknown

82. “Life is short. Lift heavy things.” —Unknown

83. “I must go. My gym needs me.” —Unknown

84. “If you still look cute after the gym, you didn’t workout hard enough.” —Unknown

85. “Take the admission to the gym to avoid the admission to the hospital.” —Amit Kalantri

86. “At the gym I’m like a ninja. You’ll never see me there.” —Unknown

87. “I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell.” —Alec Yuill Thornton

88. “My favorite exercise at the gym would probably be judging.” —Unknown

89. “I will never breakup with my gym. We just seem to workout.” —Unknown

90. “Bad day can be made better, by going to the gym.” —Unknown

91. “My best exercise is something between a lunge and a crunch.” —Unknown

funny gym quotes
funny gym quotes

92. “That’s not sweat on your face it’s fat crying.” —Unknown

93. “Education is important, but big biceps is importanter.” —Unknown

94. “The easiest way to get a healthy body is marry one.” —Unknown

95. “Not only a man without hand is handicapped but also a man without health.” —Amit Kalantri

96. “Exercise is the yuppie version of bulimia.” —Barbara Ehrenreich

97. “Are you fat and ugly? Join our gym and just be ugly!” —Unknown

98. “Fitness-If it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.” —Cher

Entertaining – Funny Gym Quotes

99. “Sore today and probably sore tomorrow.” —Unknown

100. “Before you worry about the beauty of your body, worry about the health of your body.” —Amit Kalantri

101. “When your workout was too intense, The only thing you can do the next day is just staring at the ceiling.” —Unknown

102. “If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to work off the calories in a crust of bread he might find it better in terms of pound per mile to go to a massage parlour.” —Christiaan Barnard

103. “When I feel like exercising I just lie down until the feeling goes away.” —Robert M. Hutchins

104. “I don’t get why gyms have mirrors…I know what I look like – that’s why I’m there!” —Unknown

105. “Some men’s chests are more butt like than some women’s butts.” —Mokokoma Mokhonoana

106. “I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don’t intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.” —Neil Armstrong

107. “My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.” —Milton Berle

108. “Stay healthy so that you can use your wealth to buy pleasures and not painkillers.” —Amit Kalantri

109. “In training, you listen to your body. In competition, you tell your body to shut up.” —Rich Froning Jr.

110. “I don’t get why people pay to exercise in a GYM when it’s FREE to not exercise.” —Bridger Winegar

111. “Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man’s last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with.” —Mokokoma Mokhonoana

112. “The most annoying are those people in exceptionally good shape at the gym. I’m like ‘What are you doing here? You’re done.” —JimGaffigan

113. “I don’t always go to the gym. But when I do, I make sure everyone on Facebook knows about it.” —Unknown

Playful – Funny Gym Quotes

114. “To lose weight, spend time at the gym. To appear like you’ve lost weight, spend time with people who are bigger than you.” —Mokokoma 

115. “I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.” —Unknown

116. “Be the girl at the gym that motivates everyone else to push a little harder.” —Unknown

117. “At the Gym I’m like a Ninga, you will never see me there.”

118. “I think I’m not the only one,  who after completing a workout,  runs immediately to the mirror to see the INSTANT results.” __ Tooba Liaqat

119. I just take a quick nap, when my trainer said “Lie down and Inhale Exhale” Oops! It’s a SECRET__ Tooba Liaqat

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This Post Has 10 Comments

  1. Rachel

    Hahah. Loved these! I’ll definitely be using some of these once the gyms reopen again.

  2. Rabia

    Superrr ….!

  3. Eman Fatima

    Your blog is very nice 😊😊

  4. Amanda Kerr

    haha these are great! Thanks for making me laugh this morning 🙂

  5. Sadia Malick

    Interesting to know new quotes about Gym 😁👌

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